I debated – waffled even – before picking that title from among a virtually inexhaustible bag of punny clichés (punchés?) involving the Miami Heat and their journey into the Rust Belt’s version of the Seventh Circle (A close second? The H is O.) But ultimately, it was the only one that would give me an excuse to post an Asia video (at the :30 mark, an absurdly creepy [naked?] guy actually wipes the smile right from his face. You’ll thank me later.)
Anyway, this is appointment television tonight (The Heat-Cavs game; to my knowledge, Asia will not be on TV tonight). And I’ve let Jon Stewart down.